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A Gujju, a Bhaiyya, a Bihari & Malayali died and were facing Yama.
Yama asked them if they wanted some facilities
& told Chitragupt to decide on their accommodation.
The Gujju said : "Hey Yambhai, aa marathi
loko toh mane shaanti thi jeeva nathi deta. Maari dukaan fodi naakhi. Aa
marathi loko ekdum junglee chhe. Mane maari baaju maa marathi maanas
nathi joto."
The UP wala said : "Theek kaha gujjubhai ne.
Shriman Yam, in marathi logo ne to hamara jeena hi mushkil kar diya
hai....eemaan se! Arre, meri dukaan ka board bhi kala kar diya. Kahat rahi
ki dukaan ka naam marathi bhasha mein hona chaahiye.. Ab ee bhi koi baat hui
kya?
Mujhe bhi mere baaju mein marathi aadmi nahi
chaahiye." The Bihari
said
:
"Yeh dono sajjan aadmi theek kahat hain. Arre
main thode din pehle railway ki pariksa dene mumbai gaya tha.
Raam Lalla ki sougandh, in marathi logun ne humka
bahut hi peeta. Hamaar haddi pasli ek kardi. Aisa junglee marathi
humka hamaar saath naahi chaahiye."
The Malayali said : " Merego bhi meraathi
admi nahin mengdai behut bereshaan kerdai yeh.. Kuch kaam kerne ko nahi
aata phir bhi hoshiyari maarke kaheta hai ki tumko hemara mumbai se nikal
dega.
Yama turns to Chitragupt : "AAAYLA CHITRYA,
YA SAGLYANCHYA FILES MAJHYAKADE GHEUN YE RE!!! BAGHTO EKEKALA"
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